Archives---April 2008
April 30, 2008
..."NEW YORK (AP) -- Credit-ratings agency Standard & Poor's Ratings Services on Tuesday cut its long-term rating on newspaper publisher The New York Times Co., as its advertising revenue continues to fall. S&P cut its corporate credit rating and senior unsecured debt rating to "BBB-" from "BBB." "BBB-" is one notch above "junk bond" status." Suttle World not only takes delight in the further graying of the old lady, but is also pleased to report that the above is believed to be true, largely because the story isn't from the New York Times. Details on page A16.
...Like really really far out, man. "(AP) "GENEVA - Albert Hoffman, the father of the mind-altering LSD whose medical discovery inspired — and arguably corrupted — millions in the 1960s hippie generation, has died. He was 102. Hofmann and his scientific colleagues hoped that LSD would make an important contribution to psychiatric research. The drug exaggerated inner problems and conflicts and thus it was hoped that it might be used to recognize and treat mental illnesses like schizophrenia." Suttle World is not a psycho-pharmacologist, nor does it play one on TV, but is going to go out on a limb here and speculate that a tripping schizophrenic probably isn't the most desirable combo meal on the menu.
..."(AP) FLORENCE, S.C. - A teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, federal authorities said Tuesday." Albert Hoffman was unavailable for comment on the story.
April 29, 2008
...Much to Suttle World's pleasant surprise, the Atlanta Hawks have not started making tee times. The third youngest team in the NBA refused to bow out politely to the once again mighty Celtics last night, and in doing so, knot their first round playoff matchup at 2 games each with the series headed back to Boston for game 5 Wednesday night. There are a number of guys in this league who can put up bigger numbers, but none are more graceful than Joe Johnson, who dropped 35 in the Hawks 97-92 win---a win in which the Hawks bench contributed a whopping four of those 97 points.
...We thank thee oh Lord for the dim witted who file law suits, for they begat investigations and depositions. So, Punk Ass Hall of Famer Roger Clemens was nailing a 15 year old back in the day. Now we have the roid taking, head hunting (while hiding behind the skirt of the DH rule), kiddy boinking Roger. Suttle World anxiously awaits bringing the gentle surfer more unsavory details as they are unearthed.
...One flat tire changed, and four new ones were purchased between the completion of the last graph and the beginning of this one; and, with that, Mr. Goodsuttlewrench World signs off on today's belated and abbreviated update.
April 28, 2008
...Justice Scalia's interview on 60 Minutes last night was stunning. Dude actually gets it. "[The Constitution] is a dead document," is a much more succinct and graceful description than that of playing poker with "living, breathing" rules.
..."(ETOnline.com) Pop star and 15-year-old Disney sensation Miley Cyrus tells ET she's "embarrassed" about an upcoming photograph of her appearing semi-topless in the new Vanity Fair issue. Suttle World would not concern itself with such tripe if it were not for the statement released her employers. A Disney Channel spokesperson says: "Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines." Suttle World must be mistaken, believing Disney had been manipulating kids as consumers and "artists" since just after Walt first scratched out Steamboat Willy over 80 years ago. Come to think of it, if not for manipulating kids, Disney wouldn't be a worldwide household name.
..."(The Independent) A pioneering gene therapy trial has helped a blind man to see in a breakthrough that brings hope to millions affected by eye diseases. British scientists have claimed a world first for the revolutionary treatment, which involved a single injection into the retina at the back of the eye." This could have potentially huge implications, demonstrating the efficacy of genetic therapy in treating disease, but fear not, all such research and resultant breakthroughs shall come to a crashing halt with the onset off socialized medicine. Judicial notice is served that the story is out of the U.K., but can any gentle surfer really argue that there is a positive correlation between innovation in any endeavor and profit motive?
...Its a sad day for David Johansen. "(AP) HANOI - Vietnam is to end a baby adoption agreement with the United States after being accused of allowing corruption and baby-selling, officials said Monday. In 2007 alone, Americans adopted 828 Vietnamese children/[Babies]."
...Nephew Ridge returned successfully, and seemingly no worse for the wear, from a weekend jaunt in Savannah Sunday evening. A full four weeks remain in the 2007-8 academic year.
...Help wanted: person needed to be crushed into ground by 300 pound men on a regular basis while holding football as Matt Ryan looks on from the sidelines. No experience required. A familiarity with Xs, Os and CPR helpful. Temporary position lasts one season or remainder of applicants natural life. Contact Arthur at 770-965-3115.
...Wiffle Atlanta was rained out on its fourth and final spring training date yesterday. Opening Day comes Saturday with two doubleheaders. Three more are on tap for Sunday to accommodate the now 10 team league.
April 27, 2008
...The Atlanta Hawks get a badly needed home win against Boston last night at Philips, and now trail the best of seven series 2-1, with game five set for tomorrow night in the ATL. The Hawks were also a steal at the betting window---paying +$350/7:2 on the money line.
...Publication is delayed this morning in order for Suttle World to absorb Benson's long awaited appearance on Fox News Sunday. Obama put in a very strong appearance, and remains a prohibitive favorite to be the Democratic standard bearer.
...At this writing the status of the fourth and final week of spring training for Wiffle Atlanta is uncertain. Well over an inch of rain fell in the metro area overnight, and showers are expected throughout the day. Commissioner Jordan is expected to make a call after 10:00. Play may be difficult, but the skies should part enough for time to tend to last minute field construction prior to next Saturday's Opening Day.
"MUSCATINE, Iowa - Luck doesn't even to begin to describe golfer Ted Kemp's round on Monday. Kemp, a 12-handicapper, knocked in holes-in-one on back-to-back par 3s at the Muscatine Municipal Golf Course." A quaint and rare mention of two aces in a single round, but on CONSECUTIVE HOLES/STROKES!!!!!!!!!!!! Kemp finished the round at 78---a card that had to have some snowmen next to the stick men.
...Suttle World has no idea if the Falcons taking Matt Ryan with the third pick in yesterday's NFL draft was a good choice. This distinguishes Suttle World from the "pundits" in that it will readily admit to its ignorance. Check back in three years
April 25, 2008
...Suttle World truly believes that if the collective knowledge of the American public regarding macro economic theory were as extensive as it is about today's NFL draft, that there would be few, if any, gloom and doom headlines regarding both a US and global financial meltdown.
..."(Internet Broadcasting) Smokers are 41 percent more likely to suffer depression than non-smokers, according to a new study. Researchers at the University of Navarra, working with Harvard University, studied about 8,500 people with an average age of 42. They were followed for six years. During that time, 3.7 percent of the smokers were either diagnosed with depression or said they were taking antidepressants." Unfortunately, the study didn't address the potential correlation that those suffering from depression are more likely to smoke, but as long as there's slave labor/grad students and research grant money to spend...
...Let the cash air drop begin. "WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush said tax rebates will start going out Monday, earlier than previously announced, and should help Americans cope with rising gasoline and food prices, as well as aid a slumping economy." Suttle World is all for folks getting to keep more of what they earn, but is a little confused about the purported reasoning behind this particular rebate scheme. This "should help Americans cope with rising gasoline and food prices?" Suttle World recalls inflation being defined as too many dollars chasing too few goods, and only more dollars are being added to the current equation. FAIR TAX! FAIR TAX! FAIR TAX!
...Memo to Chicago: Civil War re-enactments are largely social events, enjoyed by those with a common interest in the historic subject matter. Your town's attempt to recreate the atmosphere of the Windy City on the fortieth anniversary of the 1968 Democratic National Convention is really unnecessary. Suttle World speculates that today's NFL draft should help quell some of the violence that claimed nine lives last weekend. "(AP) On Friday, Mayor Richard Daley took the unusual step of calling together more than two dozen officials from the police department, schools, social service agencies and religious groups for a City Hall summit on the violence. Afterward, he said it was just the start of a continuing dialogue about how to combat violent crime." Pops would not be proud. Dick. Sr. would have taken the more simple approach of "beat now and ask questions---the hell with questions, just beat early and beat often." Where's Jane Byrne when you really need her?
...Is it only Suttle World, or has the gentle surfer also noticed that the Watermelons (green on the outside, red on the inside) are backing away from the term global warming, and instead opting for the more nebulous handle of "climate change?" Stately Roberts/Suttle Manor will experience significant climate change today, with temperature swings as radical as 40% between this writing and tomorrow morning. The atmosphere may show further change today with some showers. The end is near.
...Props the the University of Georgia women's Gym Dogs, taking their fourth straight NCAA gymnastics title in Athens last night.
...The older adult denizens of stately Roberts/Suttle Manor have come to agree that if a Jewish homeland had been established in Montana in 1947 as opposed to its current locale, that history, and the current state of world affairs, might be a bit different. Sure, its not exactly the Holy Land, but there is Jackson Hole. There's a lot more arable real estate, and Canadians make for notoriously poor terrorists. "Future Prime Minister Netanyahu meet Ted Turner. Ted meet Benji."
...Playoff season makes for a crowded TV dial the next several weekends. A complete run down of the ATL TV sports scheduled is here for the clicking.
April 24, 2008
...There shall be no future references that distinguish between adult and other denizens of stately Roberts/Suttle Manor (and there better damn well not be) as nephew Ridge has now achieved majority status on this, his 18th birthday. Today, my son, you are a Teengenerate---the maturity level on which Suttle World has now been stuck for over three decades. The celebratory day will include a not so intimate dinner at nearby Sangria's. Suttle World is greatly appreciative to Sangria's owner Jerry for graciously providing an area in the restaurant's bar for a short picture and autograph session that is open to the public following the repast. The fun really gets started as the young man accompanies buddy Alex and parents for a weekend in Savannah.
...Cavuto put the best spin on it yesterday with his commentary that at least FDR had one thing right in that "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself." Yes, a number of forces have combined to put pressure on grain prices, but the giant price spikes and "shortages" are fueled only by fear. Calm down! There's plenty of Uncle Ben's to go around. The same applies to any alleged mortgage crisis, gas prices and market volatility. In retrospect, the minority shouting from the sidelines was correct 25 years ago when they argued that the S&L "crisis" was a self fulfilling prophecy. Panic and fear begat government intervention and hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars to fix system of which 95% wasn't broke. Poorly expressed, but the gentle surfer gets the bigger point.
...The Hawks actually played pretty well last night, but Boston is just a much better team, and takes a 2-0 lead in the now best of 7 first round NBA series.
...AMF to the Gwinnett Gladiators who ended yet another very respectable campaign last night with a 2-0 loss to South Carolina in the deciding game five of their ECHL Kelly Cup conference semi-final series.
...There aren't many seats available, but Air Tran is having a crazy sale for the next two days. Suttle World assumes other carriers will match fares as low as Suttle World ever sees to most any domestic destination.
April 23, 2008
...Those entering the Variety Playhouse last night held tickets that said "Nick Lowe," and that's exactly what they got: Nick Lowe, an acoustic guitar and a microphone. Suttle World was a bit surprised by both the minimalist shtick, and that the room that holds a little less than 700 was only half full---an issue of little consequence to an act that doesn't have to pay a band. Regardless, Lowe is brilliant, and put it on display last night through a 90 minute set. Looks good; sounds great (despite apologizing repeatedly for a "croaky voice") at nearly 60 years old; and presented himself in a most collegial, confident and whimsical manner. It wasn't a show for the ages, but it was a most pleasant experience, and yet another legend is crossed off the Suttle World list---accomplished in a crowd where Suttle World was among those with the most hair. Suttle World enjoys not being the oldest guy in the room, and found that the demographics may well help explain the tail spin the music industry has been in for the past two decades. More on that theory later.
...Its downhill from there. The Capitals joined the NHL in 1974. Counting last night, the Washington hockey club has now lost 127 game seven Stanley Cup Playoff contests in overtime.
...Suttle World called it right, but isn't thrilled about Satan claiming a double digit victory in Pennsylvania yesterday. Benson is lugging out in the stretch, but there's no traffic between him and the wire/nomination.
...Sources close to Suttle World indicate that John Smoltz took a "I know the feeling" phone call from Phil Niekro in the Braves clubhouse after last night's game against the Nationals. Smoltz became only the 16th pitcher in MLB history to notch 3,000 strikeouts in a 6-0 loss to Washington. Yes, nearly 140 years of baseball in the books, and only 15 other guys have recorded more Ks; and unless they're smearing on the cream and the clear at Sunday school, Smoltz did it the low-tech/non-pharmaceutical way. Cooperstown bound.
...Correction. The Atlanta Hawks season will not come closer to ending until tonight in Boston, as opposed to Tuesday as reported yesterday.
..."KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft." Res ipsa loquitor.
April 22, 2008
...A Kenyan won the Boston Marathon yesterday, and 28,000 commercial airline flights took off and landed safely in the US Monday.
...Suttle World was under the impression that God invented time so everything wouldn't happen all at once. And while Suttle World may call out the Pope from time to time, that's about as far up the food chain as would seem prudent. Ergo, Suttle World is simply confused as to why a survey on surveying, game 7 of the first round Stanley Cup series between the Caps and Flyers, Pennsylvania primary results, the second Hawks playoff game of the 21st century and the long awaited appearance of Nick Lowe at the Variety Playhouse happen to overlap each other in some fashion on a Tuesday evening in April. Courage. For the record, surveys will continue to be a tedious exercise, the Caps advance, Satan takes the Keystone State by double digits, the Hawks get within one game of their first ever 21st century post season appearance ending, and Suttle World has absolutely no idea what kind of show the king of the British pub rock revival will bring to the party. Let's Eat!
...Excepting a sporting event, Billy Graham revival or John Denver's funeral, Suttle World cannot imagine 10,000 Coloradoans turning out for any event, but such was the case at the University of Colorado Sunday in one of many "smoke outs' held around the country. Same rhetoric, different year. Bleary eyed zealots stumble onto soap boxes to proclaim how hemp will save the planet and the wonders of medical marijuana. Both are specious arguments. Hemp is a fine fiber, and probably could find greater than a niche in various markets where burlap now dominates. The efficacy of the medical marijuana is dubious at best, save a handful of cancer and HIV patients who benefit from mood and appetite elevation. All other symptoms for which it is touted (nausea, pain, etc..) have a pharmaceutical rival that provably works better. Here's the point: if the protestors weren't stoned, they'd realize the compelling argument for legalization is that of personal freedom. Who among those who attended these gatherings declared: "My body belongs to me. I own me. I do not belong to my neighbor/electorate nor the government. As a result, I will decide what I will and won't put in my own body!" This leaves Suttle World to wonder which it more stupid: drug laws, or those currently advocating their repeal.
...Suttle World extends its happiest Earth Day wishes to all, and invites the gentle surfer to celebrate as does Suttle World, in what has become an annual holiday tradition at stately Roberts/Suttle Manor. At high noon, Suttle World will step onto the south 40 of the Manor and proudly spray every last CFC from an aerosol can of Breck. Point the can straight up for maximum effect.
...Now that Gilbert Arenas and his Washington Wizards are a single game from elimination by "the dumbest franchise in basketball," where does he now rank his ballclub relative to the Cavaliers? More dumbest?
April 21, 2008
...Sources close to Suttle World indicate really big news for The Dictators underground, or at least for those domiciled in Spain. It would appear as though a rumored short European tour is on tap for early October, but that no NYC shows will be performed as of this writing. It is a disappointing, but not unexpected state of affairs. An official announcement is expected shortly, leaving several month to lobby for a US gig.
..."WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Most people believe oil is running out and governments need to find another fuel, but Americans are alone in thinking their leaders are out of touch with reality on this issue, an international poll said on Sunday." This is very helpful data. In the US where half of adults do not understand that the Earth orbits the sun and that the process takes exactly one year, knowing what they think about worldwide oil supplies is invaluable in plotting future energy strategies. Of course, the market could sort all this out, but that would be too easy, and leave fewer idiotic questions about which to poll people.
...Props
to Danica Patrick on
her win in the Japanese go-cart grand prix over
the weekend. This would be a ground breaking
event if anyone cared about go cart racing.
...Starting the final week of April comes a long overdue essay from cuzin Matt. Now having recovered from his lengthy laborious visit to the ATL, time no allows yet another stellar installment of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
April 20, 2008
..."(Gallup) PRINCETON, NJ -- Gallup Poll Daily tracking shows that Hillary Clinton now receives 46% of the support of Democrats nationally, compared to 45% for Barack Obama, marking the first time Obama has not led in Gallup's daily tracking since March 18-20." "PHILADELPHIA (AP) - Barack Obama was greeted by the largest crowd of his campaign Friday night in Philadelphia. Some 35,000 people jammed into Independence Park to see the Democratic presidential candidate, four days before this state's crucial April 22 primary." Suttle World says keep the App State hope alive! Korean parliamentary fist fights on the convention floor. "Yes, Bob, our sources indicate the Lesbian Hispanic Nun Caucus will being launching bags of Napalm at random groups of Benson supporters in the next several minutes. Back to you, Bob." hey, beats the hell out of: "Pennsylvania---the great Keystone State. The land on which William Penn emptied his chamber pot..."
...Its week three of the scheduled four Sundays of spring training leading up to the Wiffle Atlanta 2008 season that officially commences Saturday, May 3. A quick housekeeping note, the third week of spring training will be held at a third venue---Glenlake Park in Decatur. The address and directions are no doubt posted on the official league website. The secret entrance may not. Suttle World was not familiar with the entire park until scouted last year, but has, like each of the ATL based gentle surfers, passed the public pool on Church Street (about half way between N. Decatur Rd. and downtown Decatur) a million times. The field leased by Wiffle Atlanta is not immediately adjacent to parking accessible via the main entrance to the park/next to the pool. The field is vehicular accessible via Norris Rd (off Church). Its a single lane, dirt road that is signed, but looks like a private drive for the first couple hundred feet. Fear not, it runs right up next to the league field. Norris runs next to the apartment complex that sits next to the pool/500 feet north of the main park entrance.
...Assuming everything continues to come off like clockwork, the Papal visit will have been a big winner for all involved, especially programming starved 24/7 news networks.
..."(AP) When police saw and detained [CNN reporter Richard] Quest, he told them, "I've got some meth in my pocket," according to the complaint filed in court. The complaint said he had a plastic sandwich bag containing methamphetamine in a jacket pocket." Quest was immediately charged with criminal stupidity, but has come to a plea bargain in which the charges will be dropped in six months if Quest successfully completes dumb management counseling in the interim.
...Suttle World is very impressed with the Stanley Cup Playoffs to date. Suttle World's beloved Caps got a welcome change of genitalia, and dominated the Flyers yesterday afternoon to force a game six. The third period of Montreal and Boston last night was epic, even if the Canadians got hosed by a missed offside call. Meanwhile, all four first round series in the Western Conference are at 3-2. Dennis Hasek looks like Billy Shivers. The lady of stately Roberts/Suttle Manor observes that the Minnesota Wild appear like Santa's "special" elves in their home gear (with the little green hockey helmets and everything). Suttle World cannot disagree. Not bad for a dead sport. For the record, Suttle World is willing to endure the slings and arrows of running the NHL, and ensuring its long-term, financial viability. Suttle World is of the not so humble opinion that the league cannot survive without a big dose of sanity being injected into the next collective bargaining agreement.
...Not that others haven't made note, but Suttle World will make sure it gets on the record. The Braves are currently fighting the pitching injury bug. Such was never the case when Leo ran the show. Suttle World buys the ever gracious Leo line of moving back to family in the Baltimore area, but also believes that Mazzone would have deferred that satisfaction for a multi-year deal worth less than a utility infielder.
April 19, 2008
...TIME OUT! A rare time to step from behind the curtain. Over the years, I've simply found it easier to bang this inane stuff out in a bombastic third person "style" that often feigns indignity. This morning I remain sincerely outraged to the point of hypertension by the coming cover of Time magazine. I never served, and no one in my small immediate family has ever worn a uniform, though an uncle I never knew is buried in Hawaii---one of over 100,000 Americans killed in the Pacific theater during WWII. Over a quarter million other Americans were wounded or listed as missing. TIME managing editor Richard Stengel says "There needs to be an effort along the lines of preparing for world war two to combat global warming and climate change." Needless to say, I find the remark to be dumber than dirt, and amplified by the fact that such a misguided view is held by a person of such prominence. Stengel most likely lives in New York at present, but I've got to believe he's lived in and around Washington on more than one occasion during his career. I've also got to believe that most any resident of metropolitan DC would at least stumble onto the Iwo Jima Monument near Arlington Cemetery. I'm no flag waver, but its difficult to stand before the monument (especially at night) and not feel overwhelmed by not just the moment captured, but also the 100,000 who gave their lives defending our country against an imperialistic enemy that had made a brutal unprovoked attack against our nation. The magazine cover is a shameful disgrace. It is a slap in the face to each and every person who has courageously served our country, an affront to those now in uniform and its just wrong. Time-Warner is ubiquitous, but I vow to avoid spending another cent that may find its way back to its coffers.
...The Pope not only cleansed the atmosphere of pollen, but he's also successfully sucked all the air time out of the room---leaving the Clinton's unable to gain any traction in their last ditch efforts to fell Benson. Suttle World would not be surprised if Bill and Hillary went Palestinian by Tuesday, and start hurling rocks at passing motorcades.
..."(Fox News) SHELBYVILLE, Ind. — Maybe it was a lifetime of chores on the family farm that accounts for Edna Parker's long life. Or maybe just good genes explain why the world's oldest known person will turn 115 on Sunday, defying staggering odds. Scientists who study longevity hope Parker and others who live to 110 or beyond — they're called supercentenarians — can help solve the mystery of extreme longevity." First, props to Edna, but Suttle World questions as to whether we want to break this genetic code. If everyone made it to 115, everyone would get really tired of everyone else.
..."NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - In a long-term follow-up study, chest pain felt by men and women in their 40s was a major risk factor for premature death due to heart disease later on." The study went on to report a positive correlation between being struck by a two ton safe dropped from the window of a third story building and premature death. Suttle World health hint of the day: if the gentle surfer experiences chest pain, the gentle surfer may wish to bring such a fact to the attention of a health care professional near them at their earliest convenience.
...Overdue take on Hershel Walker. First, props to Hershel for coming forward with a most serious issue that few understand. Second, it all makes sense now. Far from Georgia fan, Suttle World has always been in awe of Walker's game, but had the feeling in reading, listening to or watching interviews that he wasn't all there. Suttle World eventually came to the conclusion that while truly one of the greatest players in the history of the game, Hershel was also short bus material---just not very bright, and then: AH HA! Much of his story is distressing, and though Suttle World has not heard the specific issue expressed, his now diagnosed personality disorder may well explain the decision to go with Trump and the USFL. Suttle World is reasonably certain Hershel still has some bucks, and a very bright future earning potential in a world were the sky is all blue all the time. If the USFL numbers are counted (a stretch), Hershel has more all purpose yards than anyone who ever played.
...Excitement nearby stately Roberts/Suttle Manor in the overnight hours. "(WSB Radio) A burglar alarm at the Tucker Gun Shop, off of Lawrenceville Highway, alerted authorities, and brought the SWAT team to the store. They surrounded it, in the belief that someone might be hiding inside." A full account of the story that had the area swarmed with a paramilitary operation is here.
April 18, 2008
...Despite the appearance of nearing the bottom of the SOTD barrel when The Gap Band is dragged out, Suttle World would hasten to repeat a couple of the very loosely guiding principles of SOTD: 1) Suttle World likes, and has some familiarity with it. 2) A lot are hits (hits defined as a song that charted generally or on its own list/genre that the gentle surfer is supposed to have forgotten entirely. Suttle World would also note that SOTD has branched out into the 21st century on numerous occasions this year. Suttle World advises calm, with a jump start to funky Friday courtesy of SOTD.
...Pope
Benedict's visit to the US is news only in the
sense in that the pageantry makes for really good
TV. This is not to be dismissive of millions
of American Catholics who are deeply moved by the
Holy Father's US tour. That being said,
should he drop the "great to be here, but I'd
rather have come when Joe Louis and Max Schmeling
threw down," line when he celebrates Mass
today at Yankee Stadium today, it could be the
making of a state visit for the ages.
Another idle Suttle World thought is that if so
inclined, President Bush (remember him?) could do
his party a big favor by gravy training this visit
as much as possible. Truth is a handful of
Catholic swing votes in few states in play come
November could make a huge difference. Plays
well to the really serious Protestant folks as 
well.
...And while we're in the old white guy aisle: with the caveat that Suttle World, along with much of the free world, pronounced John McCain officially dead back in December, is it not becoming obvious to gentle surfer that the senior Senator from Arizona will be the 44th President of the United States?
...6,825 American lives were lost in the battle of Iwo Jima. The coming Time cover is a disgrace that should cut its circulation in half. Entertaining the idiotic junk science that is "global warming" is both mildly annoying and amusing. Making any comparison to the thousands of US servicemen and women who gave their lives in the Pacific in 1945 is simply wrong beyond description.
April 17, 2008
...Quick correction from yesterday's announcement of the Manitoba's Wild Kingdom reunion, albeit a 15 minute one, at the 2008 Joey Ramone Birthday Bash on MONDAY, MAY 19 (yesterday's published May 14 date being incorrect). Suttle World has beaten the drums in The Dictators underground, and heard some funky beats in return (terming a here unnamed act currently touring as "awful at a room-clearing level" is a priceless gem), but nothing that puts the pieces together in a logical fashion for the pseudo Dictators set at an annual event where Shernoff a always appears. Given the show always sells out, names may well merely represent a playful action intended to cause only geek like entities such as Suttle World to exfoliate its scalp over such things.
April 16, 2008
..."(Ross-the-Boss.com) Manitoba's Wild Kingdom will reunite for a short set at the 2008 Joey Ramone Birthday Bash at 'The Fillmore New York at Irving Plaza' on May 14, 2008." This is big news that begs more questions than it answers. Regardless, it is a pleasant change of the silence from some assemblage of the Bronx Bombers that has persisted for the past couple years. More details as they become available to Suttle World that is, as always, greatly indebted to Dawn Owar (webmistress of the Ross the Boss site) for the heads up on next month's gig.
...Suttle World sends a happy birthday shout out to Pope Benedict who touched down at Andrews yesterday afternoon, and looks pretty damn good at the now tender age of 81.
..."(Bloomberg) -- When a male resident at Kildegaarden nursing home in Denmark made an indecent sexual proposal to a member of the staff, the home's director, Inger Marie Kristensen, told a nurse to telephone for a prostitute. ``There was a considerable change in his demeanor after the escort girl had paid him a visit,'' Kristensen said in an interview. ``We do this for our clients just as we offer them other services that they need as human beings.''" (its make up your own one-liner day in Suttle World).
April 15, 2008
...Atlanta - Ladies and gentlemen presenting your playoff bound Atlanta Hawks! Yes, the Pistons drop one to Washington last night, and in doing so ensure the mathematical certainty of the Hawks first post season appearance in the 21st century. That first round matchup will come against the Celtic who have amassed the best regular season record in the NBA this year, and although Boston is a tremendously improved assemblage, as a unit, they have exactly the same amount of playoff experience as the Hawks. Suttle World says why not? The gentle surfer who dwells in an environment where the sky is blue calmly retorts, "because the Celtics are a much better team." Touché.
..."(AP) The U.S. is wrestling with the worst food inflation in 17 years, and analysts expect new data due on Wednesday to show it's getting worse. That's putting the squeeze on poor families and forcing bakeries, bagel shops and delis to explain price increases to their customers. U.S. food prices rose 4 percent in 2007, compared with an average 2.5 percent annual rise for the last 15 years, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture. And the agency says 2008 could be worse, with a rise of as much as 4.5 percent." Suttle World is on record as being dubious of any significant economic downturn, but is touchy on food prices. The same USDA that did the calculations is mostly responsible for the increases in the form of idiotic crop subsidies and the even more stupefying ethanol push that is dumber than dirt. Stop the madness.
..."(AP) LAS VEGAS - MGM Mirage, Inc., the largest casino operator on the Las Vegas Strip, told more than 400 middle management employees Monday they would be terminated immediately in a cost-saving move, the company said. The decision will save $75 million annually and came after the company saw weakness since August at its properties, which include Bellagio, MGM Grand, Mirage and Mandalay Bay, spokesman Alan Feldman told The Associated Press." Suttle World is going to go out on a limb here, and speculate that beefy, Bermuda shorts wearing tourists will still be able to find the tables upon which to place their money in the absence of 400 middle managers. Suttle World itself has successfully gambled in several US casinos without the aid of a middle manager, and has the courage to give it another stab in the future. Just so there's no confusion, MGM terminated the employees in the form of eliminating their jobs. Firing and MGM are still words that are best used together carefully.
...The Delta and Northwest merger appears to be a done deal with both boards signing off on the arrangement yesterday. The mega carrier will continue to be based in the ATL.
April 14, 2008
...It all played out exactly like Suttle World envisioned, excepting Tiger couldn't putt, and Trevor Immelman refused to fold---winning his first major and only second tournament since beginning play with the big boys 10 years ago. Wiring the field, the South African looked like a liberal portion of Liquid Wrench had been applied to his lug nuts by bogeying No. 1, but steadied the ship, and held a lead that could afford the luxury of two awful shots on 16 and 17 to take the first major of 2008. Yes, Suttle World, like many others, thought this might well be Tiger's year to capture the slam, but prefers such a "disappointment" in April as opposed to August. So Zach Johnson puts the ugly green coat on Trevor Immelman. Reads like a "war years" sentence. Regardless, props to Trevor, and major props to whomever was on his bag, and put over $125,000 in his pocket yesterday afternoon; and will, do doubt, have his very own room at the Super 8 for the remainder of this year's season.
..."(Wall Street Journal) Delta Air Lines Inc. and Northwest Airlines Corp. may unveil their long-delayed merger announcement as early as Tuesday, said people familiar with the matter, in the latest move by airlines to grapple with high fuel prices and a softening economy." The gentle surfer that enjoyed the Time/Warner-AOL merger will be absolutely ecstatic at this move. Mega Aeroflop - "we can't do shit, but we do it cheap; and would you like some Chex mix?"
...The gentle surfers still captivated by the race for the Democratic presidential nomination are reminded that on paper there is absolutely no difference between the two candidates in terms of major policy: much bigger government, and blue ribbon commissions to spend even more of the gentle surfer's dollars. Suttle World is increasingly convinced that the nomination should be settled on the convention floor not by a call of the roll, but a Texas cage death match on pay for view. Its would be a hell of a lot more entertaining, and raise some badly needed cash for the November general election. Again, the only salvation from the other side of the aisle is that Uncle Ernie seems truly committed to making the tax cuts permanent.
...And its the gentle surfer's dollars that the fed desperately needs to fund things such as: "(AP) BALTIMORE - Scientists using federal grants spread fertilizer made from human and industrial wastes on yards in poor, black neighborhoods to test whether it might protect children from lead poisoning in the soil. Families were assured the sludge was safe and were never told about any harmful ingredients. No one involved with the $446,231 grant for the two-year study would identify the participants, citing privacy concerns. There is no evidence there was ever any medical follow-up." The gentle surfer's tax dollars at work---in the Tuskegee experiments II.
...Spring break has come to an end. Even Mother Nature has abandoned the seasonal warm up for a frost warning the next several nights. Nephew Ridge made a successful return from a week in Savannah only to be greeted by a hand shake with the Lawn Boy and numerous bags of various landscaping materials. The stately Robert/Suttle Manor gala celebrating his move into the age of majority is set for two weekends hence.
...Belated props to the Boston College Eagles on their NCAA hockey championship over the weekend. Suttle World knew it was about time for the Frozen Four, but neglected to check its local listings, and missed the event. Suttle World is most gratified to see the title rightly returned to the Atlantic Coast Conference. Looking ahead to next year, word on the street has Clemson finishing a big recruiting season that helps fill a hole at left wing that has been so evident the past couple of years.
April 13, 2008
...(Que/intensify Walter Winchell sounder/effect) Dateline: Augusta, Georgia. Time out. Has the gentle surfer, like Suttle World, ever wondered why the hell a "dateline" identifies a story's place instead of time? (Re-que) At this writing the sun is up, the temperature is 49°, with northwest winds of 3 MPH. This will change. The forecast predicts winds reaching a maximum strength of 25 MPH about the time the last group enters Amen Corner! Immelman did himself a huge favor by getting to 11 under, because of the most difficult conditions he will face relative to the earlier pairings, and because he's Trevor Immelman. Same deal with his playing partner Brandt Snedecker. Flesch and Casey aren't exactly names that make most tour players knee's knock. Suttle World stipulates that such is the case with defending champion Zach Johnson. Suttle World is going to go out on a limb here and speculate that nobody is going to make up ten strokes. That being said, Phil tees off at 1:15. Put up a 67, and head to the warmth of the clubhouse TV to watch the others watch their balls being blown off greens. Phil also goes off at +$200, while the line on everyone else within shouting distance is now below even money. Tiger is -$250 (or 1:4). Suttle World contends that wind could well bring the Goony Golf features of Augusta National into full play. Mr. Jones would be pleased, as will be Suttle World come the beginning of the 2:30 broadcast on this the third of the year's five High Holy Days of Sport.
...Suttle World would like to thank the nice folks at BetGameDay.com for tossing $6 into its empty coffers just for logging on to check this morning's lines. A wonderful chance to piddle away several hours at the .25/.50 fixed limit poker tables.
...The second Sunday of spring training for the Wiffle Atlanta 2008 campaign is set to get underway this afternoon at the originally designated venue of Stone Mountain Middle School---the site of last year's play. Suttle World plans a cursory appearance for the festivities set to start at 1:00, and wishes its fellow Wifflers well on a day when blustery conditions that may make play difficult. Winds are forecast in the 18-19 MPH range---blurring the line between a decent pick up game and silly exercise.
...Another shout out to cuzin Matt who heroically made yet another most welcome appearance at stately Roberts/Suttle Manor yesterday afternoon. Joined shortly thereafter by cuzin Bill, the foursome explored new Thai cuisine in the greater Tucker area. Lacking the appropriate memory, reminding literature and corrective vision wear necessary to publish the name of the eatery, such news shall have to await a future update. Excellent menu, service, reasonably priced. Located in the "County Line" strip center on 29 just south of Home Depot and Jimmy Carter Boulevard. Name forthcoming. Highly recommended. No notes are required to report that the fellowship was sublime. The official published author and slumlord of Suttle World is scheduled to finally make his way back towards the Bruner Ranch at or around early:30 Monday morning.
...Benson's bitter boy blunder will serve for talking head fodder over the next few news cycles, and then disappear. Benson's assessment is also correct.
...The magic number for the Hawks securing their first post season birth of the 21st century is still one, after the ball club failed against Boston---the same team that will beat the snot out of them in the first round of the playoffs. Regardless, ya gotta start somewhere, and its certainly better to be in the top half of a very weak conference than the bottom.
April 12, 2008
...Please hold all tickets. Given Tiger went off Thursday at even money everywhere a wager was to be had, it logically follows that exactly half of the gentle surfers who have made their way to the betting cage hold Tiger tickets. The other half is feeling much smarter with now 45 other players, an eight stroke lead and a 9:5 tailwind. Of course, its not the eight strokes, but 19 players that are Woods' biggest impediment. Still, the aforementioned tailwinds could make for the great equalizer over the final 36 holes. Thunderstorms are to rumble though today, followed by a most blustery Sunday (official wind advisory and such). Suttle World is of the considered opinion that Eldrick could pick up a few strokes on a possibly abbreviated moving day, and that 25 MPH winds Sunday could well make nearly two dozen go Greg Norman---providing an opening for the guy who plays this track best on any given day under any conditions. Regardless, both the eve of and actual High Holy Day of Sports III tomorrow should be, per: usual, a most entertaining affair.
...A rare aside regarding SOTD. Suttle World believes this to be the third appearance by Tennessee Ernie Ford (believes being the operative word, as the ever inept Suttle World staff has never completed the SOTD archives), and rightly so given dude recorded over 100 albums in his most remarkable career. Let's try that one more time shall we? Tennessee Ernie Ford recorded over 100 albums in his career. SOTD today was his first #1 single (Sixteen Tons was recorded and released around the same time/1949, but for whatever reason, hit #1 on the charts in '53. Shotgun Boogie was a chart topper in between. Ford is one of the most underrated talents of the 20th century.
...The regularly visiting gentle surfer is well aware that Suttle World is among the last, if ever, to sign onto any conspiracy theory, excepting those that are concocted by Suttle World. Presented for the gentle surfer's consideration is this week's commercial air travel debacle. Assume the position of CEO of a large US flagged carrier, say American Airlines. You're staying "afloat" by the skin of your teeth. You've had a few fare wars, and forgot to black out this week/spring break when offering the sale fares. You're going to lose money on every flight you put in the air this week. Having to ground the fleet sure would be convenient now wouldn't it? Suttle World rants. You decide if its meds need to be tweaked.
...Props to the Washington Capitals who scored 3 unanswered goals in the final period to win 5-4, and take a 1-0 lead in the their opening Stanley Cup playoff series versus Philly. Nashville/Detroit is the NBC game today that Suttle World could view in hi-def if not for the Masters. Unfortunately, the Lumberjack Channel is not currently offered in HD to cable customers in the ATL.
...Props to Tim Hudson, who is quickly beginning to amass numbers akin to the other great arms that have pitched in this town over the past 15 years. The right hander put in eight shutout innings of three hit baseball last night to end a brief early season Braves tailspin.
...Suttle World wouldn't run smack at the offspring of a dear friend, but would at least liked to have held its own. No can do. A quick check reveals the GW Colonial Babes lacrosse team at 3-10 on the year. Suttle World is unsure if it is more stupefied that peers have offspring in higher education, or that lacrosse goals are now chained to the tennis court fencing at the nearby middle school in freakin' Georgia!
..."BRUSSELS, Belgium (AP) -- The European Union's top economy official has said that Europe deserved a greater say in the global economy as the strong euro gains ground as the world's second major currency." Memo to the European Union's top economy official: give market driven economies a shot first, and then get back to us.
April 11, 2008
..."(AP) Maximo is one of the "Exotics," a group of effeminate fighters in the testosterone-fueled world of Mexico's Lucha Libre, the inspiration for the World Wrestling Federation, now World Wrestling Entertainment. Known casually as "gay" wrestlers, Exotics have been around since the 1970s but are experiencing a wrestling revival. Their characters are strong, yet sensitive good guys overcoming evil, they say." Suttle World believes that High Velocity Wrestling has yet to pick up on the trend, and it may be some time before they do.
...Round two of the 2008 Masters is underway, and co-leader Trevor Immelman is among the first off---beginning the second trip around Augusta National four under par, and tied with Justin Rose. Perfect conditions, fun to watch, but wake Suttle World when the cut is made this evening. To the amazement of most of the free world, Tiger did not shoot 12 under and take the ugly green jacket on Thursday---instead carding an even par 72. Is Suttle World the only one who remembers that Tiger shot 40 on the front side of the first round of the first Masters he won?
..."(Politico.com) Former President Bill Clinton gave a passionate defense Thursday of his wife’s claim about “landing under sniper fire” – just as the damaging controversy was dying down. Bill Clinton said the news media treated her like she’d “robbed a bank” and claimed she was experiencing end-of-day fatigue, even though she had made the claim in morning speeches." The Clintons may be more irrelevant today than yesterday, but the lying machine is no worse for the wear.
April 10, 2008
...And they're off at something like the seventy-first Masters in Augusta in perfect conditions that are expected to continue through the four day event. The lone exception in the forecast comes after the cut. Thunderstorms and high winds are predicted for Saturday followed by a clear, but cooler than usual final round. ESPN gets the nod for the first two rounds this year, with coverage from 4-7 both today and Friday. In lieu of the traditional geezer start, Martha Burk will now iron each player's shirt on the first tee. Tiger is off at 10:45, and remains an EVEN MONEY favorite at this writing.
...Late once again to publish this morning, Suttle World has caused the server at the Atlanta Allergy Clinic to crash as gentle surfers seek primary source data on today's pollen count that would normally have already been posted by Suttle World. Suttle World also allows for the possibility that the weight of plant sperm has felled communication lines in and around the ATL---accounting for the inability to gather the info. The unofficial count is very yellow.
...A cancelled flight can be a most disruptive experience. Auguring into the ground at 200 MPH can also be rather distressing. Aside from communicating better with customers, what the hell is an airline supposed to do if it suspects a safety issue? Reminding the gentle surfer that commercial aviation as a whole has yet to make its first dollar since Pan Am sold its first ticket over 60 years ago, the gentle surfer is left with two choices: the current Tokyo subway model that, if the gentle surfer's flight isn't canalled, gets to Chicago for $100. The "good old days" model accomplishes the same thing with much greater creature comfort for the gentle surfer during their 2 hour excursion at a price of $500.
...There are still a few years left in Suttle World, but when all is said and done, Al Gore will have been one of the most infamous idiots during either's run---right behind the American electorate. Meanwhile, Mrs. Clinton is one day more irrelevant than the last. Suttle World's "thin slice" of the rest of the year has Uncle Ernie's camp finding a way for Benson to have a Ralph Kramden foreign policy moment ("hummadah hummadah hummadah"), and McCain wins the damn thing. SOS, with the saving grace being a good possibility of extending tax cuts.
April 9, 2008
...Following a couple of wins over ranked opponents the College of William and Mary's women's lacrosse team has broken through---currently holding the 18th slot in the latest Intercollegiate Women’s Lacrosse Coaches Association/Under Armour National poll released this week.
...Meanwhile the adult denizens of stately Roberts/Suttle Manor are still blissfully enjoying nephew Ridge's spring break perhaps even more than the young man and his cohorts.
April 8, 2008
...Props to Kansas. It wasn't pretty, but there are no style points in the greatest spectacle in American sports---only a final scoreboard. The scoreboard in Albuquerque says Kansas 75 Memphis 68 (OT), and hangs above a floor on which a most entertaining ball game was played out last night.
...Suttle World has yet to view the charts and graphs, but has a special lower gastro-intestinal instinctive feeling that conditions are setting up in August to favor the field. Basically a week of rain is followed by forecast cloudy skies and temps in the upper 60s that would seem to leave the vaunted track vulnerable. The committee can also cut pins in bunkers too.
...Suttle World has yet to form any opinion with regard to he disrupted carrying of the Olympic flame, excepting a certainty that watching the news coverage of a torch toter tossed to the pavement is more entertaining than about three-quarters of Olympic events. There's the "realistic" view. "Hey, we're China, and we're doing better. Yall come." On the other side of that coin is a notion that does not require Green Peace membership to appreciate: continuing egregious human rights issues from a western perspective. Let the games begin.
...In the time it took the gentle surfer to read this phrase, Bill and Hillary Clinton just became that much more irrelevant. Suttle World has not called it (the staff is hurriedly attempting to fill Suttle World's theological ignorance---on the Batphone with the Vatican to determine if Satan has any special resurrective powers), but things are sure trending that way. Just move slowly towards to bright light....
...Five left for the Hawks who hold a two and a half game stranglehold on the eighth and final playoff slot in the NBA's Eastern Conference.
...Finally, on an all sports all the time Tuesday, the Gwinnett Gladiators begin their run at the ECHL's Kelly Cup at home against perennial favorites the Charlotte Checkers tonight. The first round, best of 5 series has game two set for Thursday---also in Gwinnett. Face off is 7:05 for both.
April 7, 2008
...Well, for starters, SOTD featuring a tune released in the same year as published here is a full solar eclipse like event. Good band, and being able to proclaim such about an up and coming act is a welcome change of pace as well.
...The first weekend of spring training for the Wiffle Atlanta 2008 campaign came off well yesterday. A decent showing of eight heads, included some new faces and allowed for casual pick-up action at the make shift location necessitated by the most welcome rains of last week. A more than good time was had by all on what eventually became the prototypical sunny spring Sunday afternoon.
...Props to Johnson Wagner---the weekend's Horatio Alger story (if such things are possible for those who hold a golden PGA card in their pockets). Entering last week's Houston event 193rd on the money list and having missed six of his last nine cuts, Wagner gets his first tour win, and his ticket punched for Augusta and the Masters that begins play Thursday. Tiger remains listed as the 11:10 (even money after juice) favorite. That number entering a major is as stunning as the ones put up by Tiger to date. As an aside, some short viewing of the Houston tournament afforded Suttle World its first opportunity to pay any significant attention to a golf broadcast in high definition. It is the most stunning differential of any sport watched to date. Others have been most impressive, but the extra "umph" seems to wear off after a short while. The ability to see the way blades of grass bend for a greenside lie and such is more of a continuous flow of input creating much more of a "being there" type experience. Suttle World recalls some of the remaining straw grabbers for hockey to claim HD to be the next savior of the game. Suttle World will watch a little as the Stanley Cup unfolds and report.
...Colonel John was most impressive in his win of the Santa Anita Derby Saturday afternoon---appearing more than capable of going the mile and a quarter demanded by the Derby in four short weeks. Andy Beyer made a lot of money both at the betting cage, and in the book writing business, when he pioneered speed handicapping in the late 70's. The next genius will be whomever is able to translate dirt to synthetic surfaces and vice versa. Given the "polyturf" stuff is still being tweaked for optimum performance, it could be a decade before valid charts and graphs are to be had.
...Having had no negative reports to the contrary, Suttle World believes that nephew Ridge, along with buddies Danny and Chris in tow, successfully left the driving to Greyhound last night and arrived without incident at their spring break destination and home of niece Jessica, Savannah. The adult denizens (among whom nephew Ridge will join shortly) will do their best to persevere the week as best possible.
April 6, 2008
...There is greatly diminished joy at stately Roberts/Suttle Manor at this mourning this morning. OK, break it down. Suttle World was of the considered opinion that UCLA would use their size and defense to slow down the game. Wrong! Memphis is a great ball club, and played the first half of last night's double header on their own terms. Better athletes running the floor resulted in the Tigers taking the contest handily. In the nightmare nightcap, Carolina won the battle of the uglies, but lost the war that was the game---truly a poor night on which to decide to not play the first half. Props to Kansas, another great ball club, that showed the sportsmanship to swap uniforms at half-time, but made their way to Monday night's finals anyway. Suttle World has no explanation, and is of the opinion that Roy Williams has none either. Again, a poor choice of nights for the best team in the country to play its worst game of the year. Memphis should win this one handily, meaning the gentle surfer should immediately take out a second mortgage and lay it all on the Jay Hawks. Its a no lose situation: either Memphis covers, and the gentle surfer is up 90%, or doesn't cover and the federal government will bail out the mortgage. Sad, just sad.
...Onward and upward! Gimpy, grandpa Suttle World excitedly heralds the coming of the first day of Spring Training 2008 for Wiffle Atlanta. First, some housekeeping: NOTE: TODAY'S VENUE HAS BEEN CHANGED TO BROCKETT ELEMENTARY (map). Suttle World hastens to add the sage advice of the many patrons of High Velocity Wrestling, and Sister Mary Elephant: "SHUT UP!" Its been raining for five freakin days. Brockett is less than a mile from the previously planned place---St. Mtn. MS/Ralph Kramden Yards/last year's place) that all know from experience will be unplayable. Commissioner Jordan considered trying out the new leased digs in Decatur, but it was decided to be unadvisable because of the trauma that would be visited on the playing surface. No fencing, but a couple acres of non ice rink like ground that will more than suffice for today's event that is understood to be a casual meet and greet, with some Wiffling tossed in. In Senators news, cuzin Blaine sends word of being hopeful of showing today, and believes to be reporting in even better condition this year. Cuzin Neil is expected to make a most welcome return, and Suttle World is most heartened to learn of the addition of both literal and Suttle World cuzin Nathan---about whom cuzin Blaine provides glowing scouting info. Of course, we look forward to the return of nephew Ridge. Meanwhile, Grandpa Suttle is scheduled to undergo an MRI of his right shoulder tomorrow afternoon. The results notwithstanding, Senators team orthopedist Dr. Sami Kahn in a statement last week said: "I'm confident Grandpa Suttle will prove to be a better value than Mike Hampton. With 2.5-3 arms, and not being hosed by the schedule as was the case last year, the Senators look forward to a bright '08 campaign.
...Suttle World sends its best wishes for a speedy recovery for Larry Munson who underwent brain surgery Friday to remove blood clots. WSB has seemed pretty candid about the sequence of events, and if true, it would indeed appear as though old Larry dodged a bullet in a manor that Mannix would be proud, and will be present to call Georgia home games in his beloved and customary indiscernible style come fall. Suttle World can easily envision a recovering Munson pinching a hottie health care worker's ass while proclaiming: "don't guess Al Ciraldo called? Nah, he's dead."
...Speaking of dead---a cheerful AMF to legend Charlton Heston who leaves this mortal coil at the age of 84. Suttle World speculates that Heston did not to wish to linger in the dementia that had come to sadly surround him. A gentle surfer with any familiarity of Suttle World, knows this is not exactly a flick site, and the epics for which Heston is best known are among the many cultural icons that Suttle World simply doesn't get. What Suttle World does get is how tough it is to be openly conservative, and continue to get work in Hollywood---an environment that has had a notorious inverted-McCarthyism modus operandi for over 40 years. Overcoming such obstacles is epic work.
...(NYT)
"Over the last five weeks, Senator Hillary
Rodham Clinton of New York has featured in her
campaign stump speeches the story of a health care
horror: an uninsured pregnant woman who lost her
baby and died herself after being denied care by
an Ohio hospital because she could not
come up with a $100 fee. The woman, Trina
Bachtel, did die last August, two weeks after her
baby boy was stillborn at O’Bleness Memorial
Hospital in Athens, Ohio. But hospital
administrators said Friday that Ms. Bachtel was
under the care of an obstetrics practice
affiliated with the hospital, that she was never
refused treatment and that she was, in fact,
insured." Suttle World devotes a fair
amount of time to beating Satan about the head and
shoulders, but this isn't fair. No doubt,
Mrs. Clinton had this story related to her while
dodging sniper fire in Bosnia during her search
for the Rose billing records. Give her a
break. She's a soon to be has 
been
never was. Gentle.
...(LA Times) "Mexico reconquers California? Absolut drinks to that! The latest advertising campaign in Mexico from Swedish vodka maker Absolut promises to push all the right buttons south of the U.S. border, but it could ruffle a few feathers in El Norte. The billboard and press campaign, created by advertising agency Teran\TBWA and now running in Mexico, is a colorful map depicting what the Americas might look like in an "Absolut" -- i.e., perfect -- world. The U.S.-Mexico border lies where it was before the Mexican-American war of 1848 when California, as we now know it, was Mexican territory and known as Alta California. Damn! Just visited upon the recently arising lady of stately Roberts/Suttle Manor---double damn, and beware.
April 5, 2008
...A late start for Suttle World on the second High Holy Day of Sports 2008, and deservedly so given the Friday festivities that unfolded in and around stately Roberts/Suttle Manor. The special guest of the evening was noted author and slumlord cuzin Matt Bruner, of Bruner's Texas Takes fame, who graced the adult denizens of the Manor along with cuzin Bill with his most welcome presence. An adequate repast, rich conversation and even a little pickin' an grinnin' busted loosed as the geriatric foursome reached the late 11:00 hour.
...On to today's divine bliss. The Sabbath begins with the first tip off between UCLA and Memphis at 6:07. Carolina/Kansas is set to start around 8:45. First to the betting parlor. Here we find Carolina quite rightly the 7:4 favorite to win it all, with the other 3 teams all listed at 3:1---a great price if Carolina weren't set to win their fifth national title (or at least 5, including the triple OT win over Wilt, Dean and Kansas in '57). Tonight Memphis and Carolina are 1 and 1.5 point favorites, respectively. Typically, Suttle World eschews any basketball wager involving a point spread---potential garbage time makes them irrelevant, but there's more value than the money line (save UCLA +$115). Just for giggles, Suttle World is inclined to take Carolina and UCLA in a parlay that pays a tidy 5:2. As previously related, Suttle World has greater confidence in this Carolina squad entering a Final Four than any in the 40 years it has paid attention to such things, but at 7:4, isn't confident enough to put any of its own bucks at risk.
...Sparing the gentle surfer of an extended treatise ( stipulated as redundant), suffice to say that as long as clinical obesity remains the most common health problem faced by those classified as being in "poverty" in the country, the notion of a bad economy is entirely a creation of the 24/7 news cycle and rhetoric of a campaign year.
...The first week of Spring Training 2008 for Wiffle Atlanta is set for tomorrow. The forecast is great, but Suttle World is beginning to question as to whether a playable piece of ground will be found after 2-3 inches of rain that will have fallen by this afternoon when the precip finally ends. Check the link or Suttle World for updates as they happen.
April 4, 2008
...Forty years ago today, Dr. Martin Luther Kings, Jr. was murdered while standing near his room on the second floor breezeway of the Lorraine Motel in Memphis.
April 3, 2008
...The Clintons are absolutely desperate, and Suttle World has over four months to watch Satan and her "husband" twist in the wind. Suttle World has predicted a meltdown of which Howard Dean could be proud for over a year now, but it may never materialize. Just another sign of Suttle World failing to have enough imagination---a slow, tortuous political death simply wasn't foreseen, but its even more fun.
...As the gentle surfer is well aware, the birds do it, the bees do, and even educated fleas do it. Suttle World has no issue with the local fauna's public displays of affection. The flora is another matter entirely. Spring has now officially sprung, with the first 4 digit plant sperm/pollen count of the year. The remainder of April will be a many yellowed thing. Today's count of 1,066 is just the start. Fortunately off and on again showers for the next several days should help scrub the atmosphere.
...Suttle World welcomes cuzin Matt, of Bruner's Texas Takes Fame, back to the ATL---departing his Lone Star digs to TCB for the next several days.
..."(AP) LOS ANGELES - With her 18th chart-topper "Touch My Body," Mariah Carey has passed Elvis Presley for the most No. 1 singles on the Billboard singles chart, and is now second only to the Beatles. But while the diva was in full celebration mode after learning of her latest milestone, she was also quick to put her accomplishment in perspective. "I really can never put myself in the category of people who have not only revolutionized music but also changed the world," Carey told The Associated Press... Good for Mariah, who fully understands that the music industry is in baseball's equivalent of the war years---only the period of time in which none of the music numbers really matter is approaching its third decade. WWII was only four! Would the last rock n roll band finishes its set, please turn off the PA.
April 2, 2008
...Suttle World calls in sick for another day while sending get well wishes to Nancy Wilson who is recovering from a collapsed lung in a Yucca Valley hospital. A couple of gigs have been canceled, but the legend is expected to make a full recovery.
...Suttle World does provide a few pics to click and enlarge. These photos were taken by storm chasers Mike Hollingshead and Eric Nguyen during recent violent spring weather in the Midwest.
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