Get what you crave in Hall of Fame

The push is on!  In 2001, to celebrate 80 years of White Castle Restaurants serving the world famous Slyder, the first fast food hamburger chain launched The Cravers Hall of Fame.  Alas, in its first five years of existence the hallowed shrine for big league Slyder Cravers has overlooked the world's most deserving inductee---namely, the world's greatest rock and roll band, The Dictators.  Now you can play an important role in correcting this glaring omission and return the universe to its proper harmonic balance.  Stand Tall!  Read and sign the petition below, and rest assured that your support will be forwarded to White Castle Headquarters in Columbus, OH.  You need not be a Dictators fan (though it is difficult to imagine why you wouldn't).  You need to have an interest in all that is just and righteous.  The Dictators are as integral to White Castle as the little cardboard boxes in which the  burgers are served.

Read and sign the petition yourself, and recruit your family, friends, neighbors, co-workers, postal employees and anyone else by directing them to this page and proudly affirm by clicking here that:

I Want The Dictators in the White Castle Carvers Hall of Fame!  

 Hurry!  The deadline is March 25.

Resolution

Slyder salutations:

It is a rare and remarkable moment when art transcends that of a simple song, performance or design into an experience that leads the patron to fully comprehend and embrace a new and enlightened perspective that brings one to a higher spiritual plane.  And when one of those magical moments turns into a legacy of over thirty years with White Castle as a guiding force, the makings of an epic tale are in place.

As a result, we, the undersigned, respectfully nominate for the White Castle Cravers Hall of Fame New York’s own, The Dictators, and hereby declare:

WHEREAS:         The Dictators are the world’s greatest rock and roll band, and have carried forth their young, fast and scientific work for over three decades while always holding the Slyder as an inspiration, and

WHEREAS:         No act in the history of entertainment has paid more homage to White Castle than The Dictators, and

WHEREAS:         The Dictators have never failed to make White Castle one of the four food groups while incorporating references to Slyders in their lifestyles,  lyrics and depictions of album cover art, and

WHEREAS:         The Dictators devoted an entire 12 inch by 12 inch photograph of themselves, crew and patrons at a Bronx White Castle in 1974 to their first album (see attached), and

WHEREAS:         It is common that Slyders are tossed about with glee at many performances of The Dictators (a feat that is now more easily accomplished with the convenience of the fine White Castle frozen line), including shows in October, 2006 when the band closed the world famous CBGB in New York City, and

WHEREAS:         Through their great work, The Dictators have pointed countless thousands to crave White Castle, and

WHEREAS:         The Dictators not so secret, secret weapon, one Handsome Dick Manitoba (a/k/a The Handsomest Man in Rock n Roll) in addition to his Dictators duties and those as proprietor of one of Manhattan’s finest establishments:  Manitoba’s, also appears each weeknight from 8:00 until midnight (EDT) on Sirius Satellite Radio Channel 25---Little Steven’s Underground Garage, thereby making induction and White Castle an almost certain buzz of the airwaves, we are

RESOLVED:       The Dictators are as deserving inductees into the White Castle Cravers Hall of Fame as is Babe Ruth into Cooperstown , and to that end we proudly nominate The Dictators (Andy Shernoff, Handsome Dick Manitoba, Ross the Boss, JP “Thunderbolt” Patterson and Scott “Top Ten” Kempner) as deserving of the high honor and distinct privilege that induction brings.

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Petition

 We, the “undersigned” solemnly affirm that we are in full and complete agreement with the above resolution nominating The Dictators for the White Castle Cravers Hall of Fame, have no personal past present or future aspirations of financial interests for ourselves or the nominee(s) in this endeavor, and welcome confirmation of same through the below listed contact(s):

 *** - Note:  The email addresses of the signers have been redacted for privacy purposes.  Any signer wishing to contact another may email Suttle World for the appropriate info.  Email addresses will be included in the hard copy submission to White Castle.

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