YOU CAN DO IT!
Many think it impossible, but binding together we can raise the money for research to find a cure for Bermanitis, a hideous infectious contagion raging through co-ax across the country.
Just as this great nation eradicated the world of small pox. Just as we sacrificed in a united effort to defeat the forces of evil in WW II. Just as small children raise millions of dollars each year for UNICEF (ok, bad example, but you get the point)...
We, the citizens of the world, can join wallets and raise the funds necessary to buy out Chris Berman's contract and a lifetime pass to the buffet at Shoney's.
Imagine there's no Berman. Every little bit helps. Save your
I wonder if you can? change. Hold a bake sale. Make
An entire sports network fewer FFB transactions and forward
Sans an awful fat man. the funds to our Anderson audited
Account. Send PayPal
contributions to buyoutberman@genesuttle.com
| BUY OUT BERMAN TOTAL | $0,000,001.47 (FOR THE CHILDREN |
WORLD 
