Dictators Haiku (just think of it as a higher spiritual plane, or just a plain old plane if you will)

 

Faster and louder

Old farts inspiring old farts

Lou Reed is a creep

 

White boys making noise

Screaming precision in key

Don’t worry about them

 

The hamlet is New York

Less garbage on any street

Haiku really sucks

 

Wheels turn many times

The Jihad has no limits

The master race calls

 

This winter too oppressive

Silence enhances the chill

Warmth soon in dark rooms

 

Eschewed by them all

Sleeping with the TV on

We just don’t get it