Possum Possibilities---as submitted by Suttle World correspondent Matt Bruner

1.  Possums were so disgusted by the Clinton Library that they moved out and have recently settled here.

2. Cleverly disguised NSA operatives here to tap phones.

3.  The Canada Geese have taken to carrying the resident possums aloft and dropping them in the street in their battle for sufficient food.

4.  Possum children taking part in the new possum game, "Where's Pogo."

5. Squirrels who swore off Fen-Phen

6.  Hid out in the luggage of Katrina evacuees, hoping to find a better life.