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August 20. 2004
Suttle News Network Takes Vacation
News Organ exhausted after long hiatus from web Story
June 25, 2004
Suttle News Network Found Alive Story
Giant Meteorolgical Penis Threatens
Tucker Story
Much Older
Hillbilly Dictators Jihad Inducts New
Member Story
Embry Hills Un-Boxes Great Artifical Tree
Its beginning to look a lot like Xmas. Story
Hunting Season in Peril
Animal union threatens strike Story
Exploding Pizza Dude Saga Soon
Wiffle Ball Hall of Fame Sucks
Failure to induct Suttle proof of cyber scam Story
Holyfield V. Zimmer for VSBA Title
Jerry Quarry on under card Exclusive
Limbaugh Percocet Diet
Lose 20 million listeners in 50,000 Pills Story
Real Cause of Northeast Blackouts Determined Story
Golf Tired!
Game, Officials, Fans Demand vacation Story
Women's Soccer Broke
In Unemployment Line with Sister Bowlers Story
Suttle Solves US Debt Woes
Critics Warn No Pencil Left Unsharpened Program to go Unfunded Story
Corpses Celebrate National Spinning in One's Grave Day Story
VP's Cheney's Fichus Tree Dies
Federal Government Shut Down for 3 days of Mourning Story
Hillbilly Dictators Jihad Receives Noble Prize Nomination Story
University of Georgia to Continue Experiment in Educating Students Story
Suttle Plays Golf!
Sorta Story
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