"Cook it out baby daddy!...
I just come back from Minn-e-a-polis. Where I just beat Verne Gagne and Dick the Bruiser, daddy. There ain't no--you can bring on Haystack Calhoun, Eric Bloom, I don't care who you bring here, daddy. Rainbow, Strongbow. They're all going under the THUNDER OF MANITOBA!"
---Handsome Dick Manitoba,
Intro to Two Tub Man, 1974.
Your entering this site is a sign of your great courage and commitment to saving rock n roll. Contained within this sacred space are the depictions, thoughts and descriptions of the mighty Hillbilly Dictators Jihad. We believe that if you take the time to fully digest the contents, you too will Stand Tall, pump your fist in the air and join the burgeoning holy war against the light plastic machine music the status quo has offered for woe too many years. We do not receive our rock n roll through a drive-thru window. Instead we sit at the head table and feast upon the haute musical cuisine that The Dictators serve Faster and Louder than any others on the planet. We'll leave the wine selection to Andy. And just who are these people that you've never heard of and why are they deserving of this and much more effort in tribute to 30 years of work. Their own words explain it much better than our command of the language allows.
The Whys ---including the currently omnipresent August saga, Haj Impossible, Abu, Dude Where's My Car?
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